do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy
You do that every morning???
is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons
Wait, other countries don’t do this.
*whispers* Not even Russia
when you get older do old people start becoming attractive to you like when I’m 70 are 70 year old men gonna look hot like this is a legitimate concern of mine
fun strip game to play over long distance (or not if you have a few computers): go to wikipedia and agree on a page that you both have to get to, like “hitler” or “star wars” or “lobsters” and click on “random article”. then, depending on how you play, you have to get from the random page to the goal page as quickly as you can or in as few clicks as you can. loser has to remove an article of clothing. hella fun. spread the word.
» To my white followers
Do you guys really wear your shoes on the couch and in bed like how they show on tv?
Like, Asian cultures find that stuff disgusting as shit
We don’t wear our shoes in the house at all, bare foot all day every day
Generally my shoes are off at the door and I remain in my socks whenever I’m in. That said, after staying in Japan and having the footwear thing hammered into my head, slippers are now my best friend and I think I’d find it rather offputting if someone wore their shoes around the house.
new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs