officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

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imhellaswag:

a very inspirational message

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illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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frozen-tribute-in-time:

sonicsandsandshoes:

does anybody else wonder about elsa’s ice castle???? like there was no furniture, where the heck would she sleep??? what if she had to sit??? like where would she go to the bathroom??? would she just stand all day or what

There she stands, and there she stays.
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[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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baracknobama:

im not sure if i can handle much more of this ‘school’ nonsense

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fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

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